How would you like your translation?

This popped up in the kitchen at work a few days ago and I thought it clever enough to post it here. I'm not sure whom the credit should go to, but cheers to them anyway. Also, I'm aware it's been a very long time since I last posted (and this blog platform seems to have made it it's duty not to let me forget it), but I've been very very busy. I'll write soon, promise.